Overheard at Goobe’s – Narcissist.



A person who is overly self-involved, and often vain and selfish.

2. Psychoanalysis. a person who suffers from narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of his or her own physical or mental attributes.

Two ladies walk in on a really slow Sunday, they look a little hipsterish and are a little too loud.

The taller lady to her mini-me – you know he called me a narcissist.

A narcissist? WTF? What does that even mean???

She looks it up on her cell and then starts reading the wiki-entry – out loud.

Mini-me all shocked asks the taller hipster – What would you be if you were a narcissist, but did not know it?

(Under normal circumstances I would shut the fuck up and laugh inside really loudly, but this was just too tempting)

“An ignorant narcissist?”


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