A person or thing that pacifies someone or something.


Pacifier/butt plug

Over the course of the last few days, while packing books and dismantling the book racks of a library which we purchased in JP Nagar (Yes we just bought a whole fucking library – YEAH). We got to interact with a bunch of the libraries customers, most of them were generally curious about what was going to happen to the books.

One customer really stood out.

He came in asking about the books and then the barcode scanner and reader. After talking for a bit he started asking more quesions about the printer, software blah, blah, blah.

See the thing is I hate people and loath having a conversations, but this guy seemed to want to start a library, which is fucking awesome and needs to be encouraged.

But the questions were not ending, I guess this is when I switched to my normal self.

Hey dude, do you want me to get a rubber nipple for you to suck on?

(silence followed by a couple of blinks)

Have you heard of Google? Use it.

(blink, blink)

I have work to do and this conversation is over.



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