Five fucking seconds, highway.

I find myself driving a truck,

very fast,

rural loco passageway – mind you,

no dividers,

between metal projectiles,

on blazing rubber.

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Five fucking Seconds,

A slow moving red peoples wheels approaches,

A faster, slow moving white uber advances,

Trying to overtake big red,

Headlights flashing (universally accepted sign supposed to mean attention – idiot approaching?)

All this in slow motion, real slow,

I block little white uber,

A meter between us ,

Whitey decides on screaming and gesticulating like a chimp,

Say what? (this playing loud, cannot hear you, biatch)

Whitey is forced to stop and get back to his lane, slow, real slow.

Still screaming, slowly moving,

I give him the finger,

I am really bored on the highway,

I slow-mo lick my middle finger, real slow,

Whitey ceases screaming, (look of i’ve been violated in his face)

Beautiful Indian lady in Saree is cracking up in the back seat.

Five seconds.

(to this still playing loud)

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5 seconds

p.s. This post/poem? is inspired by the wonderful book Life in five seconds by some italian sounding people 😛

p.p.s. Wanna tell uber to go fuck itself? (sign this petition)

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