Sometimes one needs to ask the most basic questions, caught in the noise of ones own mind and ego, basic questions usually go unasked and hence go unanswered. Ask your self this question, ask your loved ones this question. Listen to their answers, the key is to listen. In most cases the answers will be really basic and easy to achieve. Why should one even give a shit? Well, if you give a shit, you give a shit and if you dont, stop reading now.
So what do you really want?
Do you want to conduct silly little experiments in life just for the sake of doing them?
If this is the case, you are truly a curious person and should check out Elephants on Acid: And Other Bizarre Experiments by Alex Boese. Find out what happened to Tusko the Elephant woke in his pen at the Lincoln Park Zoo (this can happen only in the states). Little did he know that morning he would be tripping his balls off, Boese reveals the results of this experiment and many other strange “scientific” experiments which might inspire your curious mind (ass)
Do you want isolation and solitude?
Well, besides the obvious fact that some books are really awesome on the subject of being lonely, like say Salinger’s Catcher in the rye or Plath’s The Bell Jar. One might want to move to the non-fiction hit – Loneliness: Human Nature and the Need for Social Connection – by John T. Cacioppo. This neuroscientist reveals his findings on the study of the startling effects of loneliness, the sense of isolation or social rejection that fucks our regular thinking functions, your will power and your biological immune systems. Come home, there are people that love and care for you, we are individuals and as a society we have a lot to gain or loose depending on how we manage our need for social bonds.
Do you want to be prepared for a zombie apocalypse?
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.
Do you want to know a gas mask guy, who will get you the shit?
Do you want to save the world?
Read the aptly titled How to save the world by Jeffrey Pierce a shaman who has devoted a large part of his life in finding the reasons behind our mind bogling problems, in our personal lives and the world around us. Learn how by understanding and applying some simple core principles we can change our lives, the lives around us and create a life better for the children I want to raise with you and their children as well. The key in this book is how to look inward and begin with yourself.
Do you want to start a family?
Yes, you do and this is a really big decision, probably the biggest you will make in your life. It will affect your soul, your body and your entire world. Fuck the competing world with delayed priorities. Now is the best time, by the time people delay and make such decisions certain clocks might have stopped ticking, i do believe in miracles, sometimes science just says otherwise. Check out Start Your Family by Steve and Candice Watters. This might seem a little to-much-towards-a-christian view, but then fuck that shit, the principles remain the same for all your agnostic and atheistic asses.
Do you want to work on your short term memory problem?
Take 10 ways to improve your memory, one a day and i’ll see you saturday morning on what I believe to be the best beach on our terra ferma. K?
You can tell me what you want, really.